Monday, June 13, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “U.K. Soccer WAG Abbey Clancy Should Stop It With Bikini Action – NOW [Photos]” plus 5 more

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Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “U.K. Soccer WAG Abbey Clancy Should Stop It With Bikini Action – NOW [Photos]” plus 5 more

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U.K. Soccer WAG Abbey Clancy Should Stop It With Bikini Action – NOW [Photos]

Posted: 13 Jun 2011 09:47 AM PDT

This is now the third post we’ve dedicated to Abbey Clancy and her bikini vacation to Sardinia with her soon-to-be-husband Peter Crouch and their infant. Three days – three different bikinis. Seriously, is there anything to do in Sardinia besides lay next to the water? No beach volleyball? Snorkeling? Swim up bar? Could we mix it up a bit, please? How about bird watching or a couple trips to the buffet for skin-and-bones Crouch. At this point our eyeballs can’t take much more. Make it stop, Clancy.

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WAG Abigail Clancy Bikini Time In Sardinia! [11 Photos]

WAG Abbey Clancy Is Sheddin' In Sardinia [14 Photos]


Filed under: International, Soccer

Thug Impersonates Detroit Lions DB, Runs Up $2,600 Tab [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 13 Jun 2011 08:27 AM PDT

Word up to all you thugs who think pretending to be an NFL player only to run up bar tabs is a good idea – pick your impersonations wisely. Urban gossip hounds Bossip had a story yesterday of this moron Sandro Duval who has this thing were he walks into bars impersonating a member of the Detroit Lions who doesn’t have a giant tat on his throat. C’mon, brother, you gotta do better than this.

The details:

A source tells BOSSIP that Duval arrived at the club pretending once again to be Chris Houston. The staff was put on notice, even though management decided to allow Duval to do his thing to see how far he would take it. Once in the club, Duval chatted up some foreign businessmen from France and Saudi Arabia, claiming he was Lil Wayne's personal manager.

By the end of the night, their table had racked up a $15,000 tab and Duval was looking at a personal bill of $2,600. He attempted to get someone else to cover his split by telling them that he couldn't understand why his card was declined and that he would have the cash in the morning. When that didn't work and his rich companions left, Club Play's management staff confronted Duval, who then told them that he was Chris Gamble of the Carolina Panthers and that if they allowed him to leave, he would return with the cash in a few minutes.

We know the NFL. It’s our job, but had never heard the name Chris Houston. A quick Google search reveals that Houston is a DB for the Detroit Lions, which means his career is probably about over. But Duval keeps using that rap to gain entry into clubs and crush bar tabs.

Dude, it’s 2011. People have cellphones that have this thing called Google built-in. Lose the neck tat and then maybe we can mix you up with Houston.

Eventually the Miami police were called to cuff this bum and jail him on five charges.

(Don’t miss the photos on Bossip. Major FAIL getting led out of a club in cuffs pretending to be an NFL player.)

[Exclusive: NFL Impersonator Popped On South Beach After Running Up $2600 Bar Tab He Couldn't Pay]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Drunken Dirk Nowitzki With His Giant Ace Of Spade Bottle [Photos]

Posted: 13 Jun 2011 05:51 AM PDT

And the photos keep rolling in. We now have Dirk Nowitzki appearing slightly hammered making his infamous Dirk face before or after his two-handed swig off this soon-to-be most Googled Ace of Spade bottle in history. We’ve seen estimates from Twitter dorks that these bottles go for $80k in the clubs. Frankly, we could care less. It’s more than a case of Summer Shandy so it’s expensive. There are also reports that Cuban ordered 100 regular Ace of Spade bottles to keep the party “popping” as the kids call it these days. DRUNK DIRK FACE FULL SHOT! JUMP!

Meanwhile, LeBron woke up this morning to the Miami sunshine and thumbed through a pile of Benjys while eating a bowl of Captain Crunch thinking about all you losers in Cleveland going to the unemployment line.

Maybe next year, Bron Bron.


Filed under: NBA

LeBron Van, Weiner Gym Pics & Kate Upton Bday Spanking Tweet [Daily Dump]

Posted: 13 Jun 2011 04:55 AM PDT

Your Finals MVP Two-Handing Bottle Of Ace Of Spade [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 13 Jun 2011 04:30 AM PDT

You have no idea how much this makes us smile. Twitter blew up this morning with Miami South Beach poseurs uploading images of the Mavs post-game club party. Cuban carried the trophy. Dirk wore his Euro black rimmed reading glasses. Brian Cardinal was there with his goofy pale self. It was a party. And the best way to rub it in the faces of Miami that the Trophy is going back to Dallas? Buy the biggest damn bottle of Ace of Spade and let the Finals MVP pound it while the cameras snapped. Talent. South Beach.

Not big champagne connoisseurs or South Beach clubbers, we actually had to Google “champagne bottle spade logo.” BOOM. Ace of Spade. We suppose it’s expensive, Dirk’s two-handing it.

More to come. The photo editors were up at 4:30 a.m. analyzing Twitter accounts for the best of Brian Cardinal’s dancing. Stay tuned.



Filed under: Featured Strip, Features

Yeah, But He’s Still Rich & Sleeping With Rashard’s Sloppy Seconds [Burnt Toast]

Posted: 13 Jun 2011 03:45 AM PDT

Burnt Toast

The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (*In the last 24 hours)

DALLAS WINS A SHINY TROPHY!

@ReeseReport: Wade got a kiss from his Mom pre-game, but Barea got one from his woman, Ms. Puerto Rico

Pregame kiss info. This is when I knew Game 6 was going to be an epic twitter night. And let’s just say, I have it on very good record that Ms. Puerto Rico shouldn’t go through JJ’s sent text messages anytime soon.

@Bruce_Arthur: Finally, an NBA Finals elimination game will be decided by a guy with an Abraham Lincoln neck tattoo.

True, Deshawn Stevenson’s tattoo is awesome , however Larry Bird did win the 1981 NBA Championship wearing a Chastity belt braided out of horse hair.

@RussBengtson: If Dallas wins, there’ll be the biggest celebration by a Cuban in Miami since Tony Montana.

I’m looking forward to the tell-all book about the 2011 Mavericks championship run where we find out that Mark Cuban was on eleventy Xanax, and Lean that would make Lil’ Wayne pass out while watching the Finals.

@MikeTyson: I agree with Mark Jackson

Pretty much sums it up.

@ChrisVernonShow: Did Rashard Lewis get to Dirk’s girl?

After starting 1-12, you’d think something was rotten in the state of Nowitzki. But when it was crunch time, Dirk delivered. And no, I don’t believe that Rashard Lewis slept with Lebron’s girl, nor Delonte West slept with his mom. We are running out of amorous relatives to blame on Lebron’s performances.

@DarrenRovell: With approximately 4000 tickets & a $600 per ticket margin, brokers stand to make about $2.4 million from a Game 7

Miami 33 Free Throws Attempts. Dallas 18 Free Throws Attempts. If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, & quacks like a duck….

@SekouSmithNBA: This is a win-or-go-home game for the Heat, right? They’re acting like this is fun and games or something. Where is the urgency?

Heat vs Mavs had a Revolutionary War feel to it. Heat = British: More talent, better equipped, snazzier dressers. Mavericks: Ugly, ragtag group fighting with heart. We know how that one ended.

@EDSBS: Would love an NBA Jam team with two Brian Cardinals and no one else. 

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