Thursday, June 2, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “6 Greatest Sports Reporter Erin Hawksworth Twitpics Of All Time” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “6 Greatest Sports Reporter Erin Hawksworth Twitpics Of All Time” plus 9 more

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6 Greatest Sports Reporter Erin Hawksworth Twitpics Of All Time

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 08:59 AM PDT

The name Erin Hawksworth might ring a bell with those of you who live in the Boston television market or those of you in Seattle who are just now getting to see this Washington native rip off the rain jacket. A sports broadcaster, we’ve discovered that Erin has been handling general news assignments in the Pacific Northwest with such classics as “Everybody Poops.” Anyway, guess who was at Game One of the Stanley Cup last night? Yep, Erin and she unleashed this Canucks shirt that is an instant BC Hall of Famer.

It seems that Erin has been shredding male audiences for at least 5 years now, including Dallas where she perfected her sports reporting abilities, according to a 2006 Dallas Observer Best of issue. 

Best Reason to Watch Another Boring Rangers Segment – 2006

We haven’t been baseball fans since we were kids, mostly because we grew very tired of being disappointed by the Rangers every year (not to mention corporate ballparks, outrageous salaries and steroid scandals). But when Channel 8 sports reporter Erin Hawksworth talks baseball, we start to care again. Oh mama, do we care. We care so much, in fact, that we even looked her up on MySpace. You know, to read her insightful sports commentary. Sadly, her page has since been shut down. Red-blooded males all over the metroplex will keep watching, though. And Google-ing. And hoping.

And some more words of advice, Erin only has 2,100 followers on Twitter. Get in on the ground floor because we have a sneaking suspicion her career is about to take off when the uppers in NYC see that “Everybody Poops” report.


Filed under: Features, Girls

WAG Zaira Nara & Futboler Diego Forlan Invade U.S.A. For NBA Finals [30 Photos]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 07:43 AM PDT

Spanish, Uruguayan and Argentinian web outlets are abuzz today after photos of Diego Forlan and his fiance Zaira Nara frolicking in Miami hit the interwebs, giving gossip sites something to chatter about. Never heard of these two? Then you aren’t up-to-date on your Uruguayan and Argentinian WAG rankings. Zaira is #47 on FHM’s hottest models list and Diego is famous for looking like a young Roger Daltrey. Diego has a month off until Copa America. Time to hit the NBA Finals!

Where else have you seen this chick? Maybe a Pantene commercial here and there. She also has 400k plus Twitter followers so don’t miss the boat there, either. Sidenote: she was at Game One of the NBA Finals. Keep an eye on the Twitpic uploads.

Since this is Zaira’s (just 22) first appearance on Busted Coverage we felt it was necessary to include some of her greatest hits along with the Miami hotel pool pics. Didn’t think you’d mind. Enjoy!

[Zaira Nara - Wikipedia]



Filed under: Basketball, Girls, International, NBA, Soccer

Phillies Chick Sniffing Her Armpits Might Make You Puke [Video]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 05:25 AM PDT

Nope, not surprised one bit that Phillies fan got back into the Busted Coverage mix this week thanks to this chick catching a couple whiffs of her pits during Monday’s Phils-Nats game in D.C. Rolled up Jorts. Green Phils shirt rolled up. Giant, stupid poster. Friend frying so bad he has a towel on his head. Something tells us Rex Ryan wants to sniff those sweaty feet.

Posted: May 30, 2011

Premise: Becky didn’t have much to do on Memorial Day besides drive down to D.C. to scream at Werth and drink a couple of beers. It was hot and sticky. Summer officially invaded D.C. and the sweat was dripping. Trying to get on TV, Becky raises her arms and ‘Damn, what that hell is that stank?’

Climax of Video: Thinking that only her right pit is stinkin’ Becky goes to her left to see if it’s a trend.

Conclusion: Marriage material.


Filed under: Video

Willy Aybar Says His “Baby Mama” Bit Him First, Bloodies Her Face [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 04:43 AM PDT

Been wondering where Willy Aybar has been hiding out? Well, he spent the last 2 1/2 days sitting in a King County Sheriff Office jail cell after being arrested for beating his wife in a Seattle hotel room. Why was Willy holed up in Seattle? Dude was on his way to play for Edminton in some out-post minor league. This guy went from destroying the Red Sox in the 2008 ALDS (2 HR, .421) to being implicated in beating his wife twice in one year.

According to KIRO-TV this all went down early Sunday morning:

The King County Sheriff’s Office said detectives arrested Aybar at about 2 a.m. at the SeaTac Hilton.

According to a King County Sheriff's Office incident report, police responded to a call from hotel staff about a fight and injury in one of the rooms. Police arrived to find an "extremely intoxicated" Aybar at the hotel's front entrance who told officers he got into a fight with his "baby mama" and "everything was fine," the report said.

According to the report, the woman said she and Aybar had been married for three years, but Aybar referred to her as his “baby mama.”

Aybar agreed to go up to the room to make sure his wife was OK, police said. Once in the room, police found drops of blood around the bathroom and blood-soaked rags in the trash, the report said.

The victim was crying and holding a bloody towel to her face and had a cut lip and an abrasion on her forehead and cheek, police documents said. Aybar's wife, who did not speak English, told a Spanish-speaking officer that Aybar bit her cheek while they were fighting over holding their son, 13-month-old Willy Jr., the report said. She would not explain how she received the other injuries, police said. When asked if he bit his wife, Aybar told police, "she bit me first," the report said.

Baby mama! LOL!

Funny dude.

[Former Tampa Bay Rays Player Arrested In SeaTac Assault On Wife]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Euro Soccer WAGs Invade Miami Beach & Blake Lively Clothed [Daily Dump]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 04:07 AM PDT

Gilbert Arenas Talking 3D Porn & Great Shaq Retires Tweets [Burnt Toast]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 03:31 AM PDT

Burnt Toast

The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (* In the last 24 Hours)

Former Member of Fu-Schnickens Retires

@SHAQ: im retiring Video: http://bit.ly/kvLtE3 #ShaqRetires

Got to hand it to Senor O’neal, the man singlehandedly put Twitter on the map for athletes. Although it’s clear with his retirement tweet, he’s not quite ready to take the reigns as an English professor anytime soon.

@AndrewSiciliano: If @Shaq changes his mind, he can always claim his twitter account was hacked. It’s the rage these days. 

“My Twitter was hacked” is the new “Dog ate my homework”.

@Mengus22: Today seems like a good day to remember that Dale Brown had Chris Jackson and Shaquille O’Neal and did nothing with them.

AND STANLEY ROBERTS! The ’90 LSU squad had arguably 2 of the Top 10 College Basketball players of all time. Nothing to show for them.

@RealSkipBayless: What I’ll remember most about Shaq: During LA title run, most dominant force I’ve ever seen in paint. Overpowered w/ athletic size, strength

That’s complete bullshit Bayless. He was dominant because the Lakers were the sexy shiny coin, and Stern cattle-prodded his referee crews to let them bully the lane. Had the NBA called games within the letter of the law, he would have fouled out of 60 of 82 games a year.

Frozen Soccer Finals

@Rissab54: Last time a tornado touched down in Springfield Mass was 1972. That was the last time the Bruins won the Stanley cup.

Amazing fact….AMAZING! Here’s a another amazing fact. My neighbor has 3 cats, and there are 3 periods in hockey. MIND.BLOWN.

@PuckYourself: War of 1812 rematch; here is to Canucks kickin’ some teaparty ass. Let’s leave the White House alone this time, eh?

Ahhh Canada. It’s so cute you have to roll back 199 years to run some smack. Well done. Now fix us some syrup.

HOLY S*** Tweet of the Day:

@AgentZeroShow: Gone Fishin http://twitpic.com/55lyfy

Yes. Gilbert Arenas is on Twitter. Yes. It’s Amazing. Already some serious gems from Mr. Hibachi himself…..

@AgentZeroShow: Caught fish number 2…I’m glad its catch and release..kinda like my women..if u put them in the bucket they will never leave..let’s go #3

@AgentZeroShow: I was figured at sum point there gonna make 3D porno becuz right now 3D glasses with 2D laptop porn aint the future…

God Bless Twitter.

HCIWLMVFFOTD:

(Hot Chick I Would Lose My Virginity For Follow Of The Day)

@DanielleMoinet

Follow My Ass: @PeterBurnsRadio


Filed under: Features

Craziest Craigslist Casual Encounters Of 2011 Stanley Cup Finals: Game One

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 02:35 PM PDT

It’s that time of year when we give fans the heads up on possible relationship building opportunities combining sports championships and Craigslist. Today we look at the Stanley Cup and those fans looking for odd ways to hook up for Game One of the Finals. Fans have odd requests in the Casual Encounters section of Craigslist. We’re here to guide you through the craziest, strangest and possibly a downright nightmare inducing classified. Don’t waste time. The puck drops at 8 EST.

Just remember a hat tip to Busted Coverage if things work out for you crazy kids out there.

Oral Vs. Don Cherry Yapping? Who You Got?

great oral for you during Bruins Game – m4m – 44 (Framingham )

would love to drop by before during or in-between periods whatever best suits you and give you some great oral to completion I am clean HIV- please be the same you do not have to be in great shape but have a nice dick shoot a nice load and love to get your cock sucked like a champ… let me know asap so we can set something up

Thanks

Hopefully This Guy Lives Next To El Presidente From Barstool Sports

BRUINS FAN? – m4m – 32 (boston)

this canucks fan, born and raised on the west coast b.c. wants to show up at your place in my canucks jersy, have my hands tied, be spit and pissed on and in my mouth, and have my throat grudge fucked hard and rough until you cum on my face. love it degrading and nasty! i’m 6′ 205lbs hwp brn hair grn eyes 6″ c and shaved balls. very clean and ddf. prefer 50+ “dirty old man” types that look their age. could be into more. reply with what you’re into and what you want to do to me and stats. one liners will be ignored.

What Happens To Happy Ending if Bruins Lose?

Date for Stanley Cup Finals – m4w – 40 (Boston Garden)

I have two seats for the Stanley cup finals and I want a fun date to go with me. I am a Bruins season ticket holder and have seats in row 3 from the ice!! I am looking for a date to go with me to Game 3 (1st Home Game) of the Boston Bruins, Monday 6th of June 8pm. I want someone who understands hockey and like the Bruins. I will pick up and drive in to the game. I will pay for the evening including the ticket for the game, over $1000.00 value. I am looking for a young woman between the the ages of 24-36 yrs old. I would like someone who is not shy and is outgoing. Someone who is willing to dress to impress…tight and teasing is welcome. I would also like a happy ending to the night after the Bruins win. Willing to talk about before the game….
Must reply with Recent Photos

Bruins Fan in need of heat next to the ice!

A Simple Canucks Fan Who Has Needs Tonight

Bj Before Game Today!! – m4w (Delta / travel)

I’m just looking for a good blow before the game today, and a donation for you….or anything else you have in mind!! pls be clean as iam!!! “GO CANUCKS GO!!!”

Our Home Run Of The Day…Canucks Fan Looking To Cross Dress!

Looking to Crossdress and watch the Canucks game t4m, t4mm, m4mm – m4m – 20 (You Host)

Looking to CD for the first time and watch the Nucks game together on Wednesday. We can cuddle as we watch the game together and maybe fool around during the intermission and after ;). I am a complete virgin and do not own any CD clothing, so please provide (can discuss items later). I would be unpassable for sure as I am 5’11 and 200 lbs amd Asian. One or more guys is cool. Please include age, area (as I can’t host), the usual stats, and what you would like to do. Thanks!

You Disgust The Shit Out Of Us 

young bi guy from Vic looking for hot couple – m4mw – 27 (downtown hotel)

Will be in Van saturday for the canucks game. Staying in a downtown hotel, would love to have a hot couple over for some fun after the game. Im mostly into girls, but sometimes have a craving for some cock. Would love to find a bi couple thats into it. Always had a fantasy of it. Not totally into a gay couple or single guy, but not totally oppose it. No harm in sending me a msg with some pics. :P
Im a younger lookin white guy, w/ a playoff beard right now. lol. Im 5’7, one forty-ish, with a nice cut cock. And clean, chill, into 420, and beers for sure. Maybe even a little E if your into it. But totally ok if your not. But a bonus if ya are. :P
Like i said, coming over from victoria on sat. So looking to chat a little and exchange pics.


Filed under: Hockey

Hayden Panettiere Hooking Up With Mark Sanchez! [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Model Doutzen Kroes Throws First Pitch At Blue Jays Game [Photos]

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 01:09 PM PDT

There are sexy first pitch chicks that can move the needle within the blogosphere (think Marisa Miller 2008) because it’s more common to have some vice president of sales at Dick’s Last Resort lobbing a ball over a Victoria’s Secret lingerie model. So that means last night in Toronto was a special occasion because Dutch model Doutzen Kroes, 4.5 months after giving birth, took the mound for duties. As you’ll see, she was showing some stomach and perfect form.

Victoria’s Secret models were in Toronto for one of those store appearances where men take off a day of work to sneak a peek and women dream.

According to the Toronto Sun:

Kroes was glowing and relaxed in the high-gloss Victoria's Secret store in Toronto's Eaton Centre Tuesday, taking numerous interviews without pause. The 26-year-old Dutch supermodel was in Canada promoting the lingerie label's miraculous swimwear and intimates collection (famous for adding two cup sizes), as part of the company's Bombshell Summer Tour. Beauties are travelling across the U.S. and Canada in May and June to give signings and pass on sexy tips to fans. With flowing waves of thick blond hair surrounding the blue-eyed model's angelic face, Toronto scored perhaps the most "bombshell" of them all.

We’re begging the Bombshells to make a stop in Columbus, Ohio to throw out a first pitch at a Clippers game. As us Ohioans know, Victoria’s Secret is headquartered in CBus. We’re a nation of fans who could use a feel-good story. A lingerie model showing stomach and rooting for the home team. Cheer us up.

[Doutzen Kroes - Twitter]


Filed under: Baseball, Featured Strip, MLB

Shaq Announces Retirement Via Twitter Video

Posted: 01 Jun 2011 12:22 PM PDT

We’re pretty sure this is a major moment in Twitter history. Shaquille O’Neal just became the first-ballot NBA Hall of Famer to retire via video posted on Twitter. That’s right, America, the Diesel uploaded a video 31 minutes ago with the simple message of im retiring Video and #ShaqRetires. See the video here. Sad to see him go. Maybe we’ll get another season of those smash hit Shaq vs. shows on ABC. Can’t wait.


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

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