Friday, June 3, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Creepy Kids Ride & USB Charger Cigs [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Creepy Kids Ride & USB Charger Cigs [Daily WTF]” plus 9 more

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Creepy Kids Ride & USB Charger Cigs [Daily WTF]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 09:30 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published. WTF photos – JUMP!



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25 Greatest Mark Cuban Drunken, Fish Lips, Shocker Moments Of 21st Century

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 09:13 AM PDT

UPDATE: A week ago this post was published with a plea for Mark Cuban to return to his old drunken, hanging on woman ways. Well, it seems the NBA Finals HAS brought out the old Cuban. We’ve been keeping an eye on Twitter for Cuban partying on South Beach photos and can show you what the billionaire has been up to. Check out the chick wrapping her arms around Mark – JUMP!

 

 

How has Cuban’s life changed over the past couple of years? While he used to get hammered and look down shirts (while wearing his wedding band) the guy now uses a photo of his daughters as his Twitter background. And he writes condolences messages to the opponent.

Congrats to OKC Thunder on a great season. Great Team. First Class Organization. First Class City. First Class Ownership #thunderup

It’s true that we all must grow up at some point, but this is the legendary Mark Cuban we’re talking about. The guy, even though he was married, had one of the greatest ownership runs of any bar-hopping billionaire in the U.S. As a bonus, he let cameras snap away at the fun.

Tears come to our eyes when remembering the good times. Yes, we’ll always have the memories of the fish lips, the shocker signs, the middle fingers, feeling up implants and the horrible button-ups.

Just one more run, Cuban. Give us something during this NBA Finals. One night in a Miami bar letting lose. You owe it to all those living vicariously through your wallet.

Signed,

Busted Coverage


Filed under: Basketball, Features, NBA

9 Greatest Moments In Kareem Abdul Jabbar Towering Over Shorties [Photos]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 06:43 AM PDT

Suddenly it’s impossible to turn on the TV, visit Twitter or listen to L.A. radio without the name Kareem Abdul Jabbar being rammed down our throats. Not that we care. This guy is a walking billboard for what’s right with celebrity/sports. He’ll trash talk the Los Angeles Lakers about wanting a statue. He’ll get into Twitter wars with Scottie Pippen over the greatest NBAers. And he’ll wear those infamous Rec Specs for a Carl’s Jr. commercial with Olivia Munn. But what makes KAJ special is his work with midgets such as this week with Chuy from Chelsea Lately. Like we said, the guy is everywhere.

KAJ – Olivia Munn: Carl’s Jr. set, 2011

KAJ – Chuy (Chelsea Lately) May, 2011

KAJ – Colbert: Restore Sanity Rally, 2010

KAJ – Kid: Rocking the 1982 Sony Walkman

KAJ – Kid from Different Strokes, outside studio, Date Unknown

KAJ vs. Bruce Lee in Game of Death. KAJ was eventually defeated due to his sensitivity to light. Released on DVD in 2000.

Kareem and Denise Milani at a Lakers game, Date Unknown

KAJ and Joey: Airplane, 1980

KAJ and Oompa Loompas: 2010


Filed under: Features

Lindsey Vonn Throws Like A Girl First Pitch At Dodgers Game [Photos]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 06:32 AM PDT

BC tipster Ryan in Escondido wrote to us last night re: chicks throwing first pitches at baseball games and said we needed to check out Lindsey Vonn doing her thing at Tuesday’s Dodgers game. “I don’t know what it is about this chick, but I find her hotter than Doutzen Kroes,” Ryan wrote in reference to Tuesday’s item on the Victoria’s Secret model doing first pitch duties for the Blue Jays. You be the judge.


Filed under: Baseball

Tenn. Dad Goes Extra Mile To Drink, Watch NBA Finals [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 05:37 AM PDT

Meet Tennessean David Mark Dixon. Dude is 32, has two daughters and, we suppose, finds his life kinda slipping by. The glory days are behind him. No more hanging with the boys, watching the NBA Finals and getting hammered on a Tuesday night. Well, this week, David decided to have some ‘me’ time for Game One of Heat-Mavs. The only problem? He was supposed to be watching the kids while his wife was working.

We had to dig into this story, but finally secured the moneyshot from the Leaf-Chronicle.

A Clarksville father was arrested Wednesday morning and charged with neglecting his 7- and 9-year-old daughters.

At 1 a.m., Clarksville police responded to the Union Hall apartment of David Mark Dixon, 32.

Dixon allegedly admitted he left the two girls alone in an unlocked apartment without supervision while he went to watch a basketball game and consume alcohol.

The children were left alone from 10:30 p.m. to 1 a.m., the report said. The mother of the girls was contacted at work and came to the apartment to be with her daughters, the report said. The Department of Children Services was notified.

David left the house at 10:30. That would probably be somewhere around halftime.

Here’s our theory on this. David’s buddy Jeff calls and says “Hey, you coming out or just going to sit your ass at home and miss out on the crazy party we’re having here at Chuck’s Party Pit?”

David figures the girls are in bed, his wife is working third shift and he’ll just have a couple. Two turns into 8. Been there, minus the kids issue. No word on how Dixon fared for Game Two last night. We’ll keep an eye on his Facebook.

[HT: The Leaf-Chronicle]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

NBA Finals Douchebag, Bono Hitchhikes & Boobs Kill Porn Star [Daily Dump]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 04:53 AM PDT

Playboy All-American Team & Greatest Victory In Cavs History! [Burnt Toast]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 04:29 AM PDT

Burnt Toast

The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (* In the last 24 hours)

CSI: MIAMI

One of these two men scored the last 9 points of the game last night. Care to guess which one?

@GHClevelandSPT: Dallas just beat Miami in one of the greatest victories in Cleveland history.

At this rate there is a 70% chance that when the 2011-2012 NBA season opens in Cleveland next year, the Cavaliers will retire Dirk Nowitzki’s #41. Dear Cleveland, the word you are looking for is Schadenfreude. German for “Taking pleasure in other’s misfortune”

@TodaysBullshit: Miami hasn’t seen a meltdown like that since LeBron’s mom turned in a valet ticket.

True, although still not the the biggest Miami meltdown in the city’s history. That honor belongs to Ray Finkle….Laces Out. If you don’t understand that reference, may God have mercy on your souless life.

@NaeH816: I bet if I asked LeBron for a dollar he’d give me .75 cents since his ass never gives you the fourth quarter!

OH SNAP!!!!…..(Confession–>I’ve always wanted to say that. I’m a 32, white, former college golfer. It never seemed to fit until that tweet.)

Twitter Potpourri

NFL Lockout

@Wingoz: per ESPN’s John Clayton Judge Boylan cancelled next week’s mediation because both sides are engaged in confidential settlement talks.

Ahh the Lockout. A power struggle in which the owners and players trying to whip it out and measure who’s bigger…..on a 20 degree day. Just settle and make some some crap up. Have the NFL tell us they bent over the NFLPA, while the NFLPA tell us they donkey punched the NFL. We don’t care. It’s all about perception now.

Playboy All-American Team

@BryanDFisher: Playboy’s preseason All-American Team is out. Coach of the Year is Steve Spurrier and, given who his QB is, that’s a great choice.

When your QB is suspended for having as many as 5 girls in his room before a bowl game, aren’t you a shoe-in for Coach of the Year from Playboy? Besides, who can’t picture the old ball coach necking down a playmate in the grotto holding a Schlitz wearing nothing but a visor and a pair of Crocs?

PPV Dream Events

 @CRM_Stephen: I would buy a $44.95 PPV headlined by a Ray Allen – Dirk Nowitzki free throw contest.
 For $44.95, it better have some intriguing opening match-ups. Tony Parker vs Brent Barry steel cage match, A Jason Richardson vs Jason Kidd live paternity unveiling, and duel between Gilbert Arenas and JJ Redick, live ammo.

HPOHFOTD:
(Hot Piece of Heiney Follow of the Day)
@NadiaLayrsa

Filed under: Features

Lindsay Lohan In Trouble & Arizona Wants Help From Fans [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

2011 Spelling Bee Contestant Most Likely To Rip A Bong Load Tonight [Video]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 11:49 AM PDT

His name is Surjo Bandyopad and this speller in the 2011 Scripps Spelling Bee hails from Lusby, Maryland where he just completed his 8th grade school year. You’d think it would be a little early to start smoking weed, but as you’ll see from today’s ESPN coverage of the Bee, Surjo dropped a “FAIL” bomb after missing a word and totally laughed it off. There are stoners amongst us who have a new 14-year-old hero.

Posted: Today

Premise of Video: From Surjo’s Scripps bio…Surjo enjoys spending time with his friends and playing outside. His other interests include origami, video games, chess, card games and reading. His favorite book is Darkwing by Kenneth Oppel. He is a member of several groups and clubs including Middle East Studies Association, Creative Writing Club and Mathcounts.

Climax of Video: He drops a “FAIL” and a “Woah” before laughing his way off stage to an awaiting bong perfectly loaded and ready to be lighted.

Conclusion: He’s figure out a way to graduate high school early and backpack through India trying different drugs and picking up ladies with his spelling prowess. Kudos, kid. You have a gift. Don’t screw it up.


Filed under: Video

Superhero Soccer Practice & Traffic Sign Cluster#(%# [Daily WTF]

Posted: 02 Jun 2011 11:03 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published.

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