Saturday, June 4, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges” plus 4 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges” plus 4 more

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PA H.S. Soccer Coach Shows Off His Whopper At Burger King, Fuzz Alleges

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 07:38 AM PDT

As mentioned this morning, Busted Coverage was traveling from Ohio to New York over the last 24 hours and just happened to catch some sleep in the Poconos region. Yesterday we get up, turn on the TV to see who won Game Two of Mavs-Heat and get introduced to Scranton-area soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski, who was arrested for flopping out his dong on Burger King workers.

Local TV investigators, WNEP, have the exciting details:

Police said Joseph Kovaleski, 61, of Scott Township, who coaches the girls varsity soccer team at Lakeland Senior High School, exposed himself to workers at a Burger King several times. One former employee Newswatch 16 talked with said Kovaleski has been doing it for years.

Alberta Marie Houman said she worked at the Burger King in Dickson City for more than a decade. She started working there when she was in high school, but in 2003, she said, she was forced to quit after witnessing Joseph Kovaleski expose himself to her numerous times.

“He used to come in and eat in Burger King, and I was cleaning under the table one day and I saw his thing,” Houman said.

Normally we’d just brush this off as a disgruntled worker situation just out to get the successful soccer coach. Oh, but there’s more from Joe.

According to court papers, Kovaleski told police he doesn’t wear underwear and he sometimes gets itchy and needs to scratch himself.

Major fail to WNEP for not giving us the full details of those court papers because there are even more interesting tidbits, according to the Scranton Times-Tribune.

When approached by police, Mr. Kovaleski told them he does not wear underwear and because of that his genitals “could fall out.”

“He stated that Burger King isn’t a public place and that his genitals get itchy and he sometimes has to scratch them,” the affidavit said.

Genitals could fall out! LOL!

Court Defense Of The Year! Love ya, Joe. Keep doing God’s work. We have the Google Alert set for further updates.

[Soccer Coach Accused of Exposing Himself]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

NBA Finals Cleavage Has BC Tipster Asking Questions [Photo]

Posted: 04 Jun 2011 07:07 AM PDT

Here is what BC reader Jason B. sent to us while our Honda was headed towards NYC yesterday afternoon. “I don’t know if this is BC material but nevertheless here is some nice NBA Finals behind the bench double cleavage,” Jason wrote. Is it BC material? Is that a joke? Of course we love tipsters sending us images of cleav from sporting events. Actually encourage it.

Our only problem with Jason’s email is that he had yet to discover Facebook accounts for these two. Could be butterfaces, but if they have these seats to Game Two of the NBA Finals there is good chance the face matches the mountains.

Your turn, Dallas. Don’t let us down.

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mail@bustedcoverage.com

HEre


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

Steve Nash’s New GF & WVU Can Sell Beer [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Creepy Kids Ride, USB Cigs & Giddy Up Mark Cuban [Daily WTF]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 11:18 AM PDT

You have no idea how stuffed our email gets with random photos of ridiculous 'stuff' that really has no immediate home on Busted Coverage. The solution was to hire an editor who will bring you the best of the best from the inbox. Have a photo for this series? Send it in. If it makes the cut, it'll be published. 

Email us.

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Filed under: Daily WTF

We’d Totally Out Push-up This 74-Year-Old Bodybuilder [12 Photos]

Posted: 03 Jun 2011 11:15 AM PDT

You know, it’s getting kinda boring to see all these old people out in society doing things besides crosswords and watching Wheel of Fortune from 7-7:30 and maybe hitting up Jeopardy. We want old people to be like the old people we remember back in the 80s. Stop it, already. We’re sick of 80-year-olds climbing mountains. 85-year-olds coaching football teams. And especially 75-year-old Ernestine Shepherd posing down with women 45 years younger than her. *God, this makes us sick. Look at those shoulders. Those gun boats.

Yes, Mrs. Shepherd is a grandma. Yes, she competes in bodybuilding competitions. Yes, the Guinness Book of World Records gave her some certificate for not looking like a grandma and competing in said competitions.

She even has a website dedicated to her not looking like a normal grandma.

Makes us sick. We’d ask her for nutrition advice but can’t bear to hear her say “You need to cut out the alcohol.” It would break our hearts.

E Shep this week shared her secret to success with NPR and it nearly made us puke.

The perfect body certainly came with a strict diet. No desserts, no s’mores and no hamburgers. Shepherd eats chicken, turkey, tuna fish, brown rice, white baked potatoes and frozen vegetables. She says she enjoys everything she eats.

“My main thing — I drink liquid egg whites,” she says. “And that isn’t a supplement. I drink that to keep myself lean and strong.”

Looks like, if we survive to 74, this blogger will be pudgy, lazy and watching Wheel of Fortune at 7 EST.

[74-Year-Old Redefines Looking Incredible At Any Age]


Filed under: Other Sports

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