dress fantasti: Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Jim Tressel’s Front Yard Pep Rally Includes Vest Guaranteeing Victories [Photos]” plus 1 more

Sunday, June 5, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Jim Tressel’s Front Yard Pep Rally Includes Vest Guaranteeing Victories [Photos]” plus 1 more

Jim Tressel’s Front Yard Pep Rally Includes Vest Guaranteeing Victories [Photos]

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 06:08 AM PDT

There was a Jim Tressel pep rally yesterday in Columbus included song, chants, predictions and about 200 students and supporters thanking The Vest for lying to the NCAA. Media reports from the event say about 200 supporters marched in 90-degree heat from campus to Jim’s gated community to honor their disgraced coach. Of course Jim was home, dressed in OSU gear and ready to sing.

According to the wire report:

Former Ohio State football coach Jim Tressel told people at a rally on his front doorstep that he would always be a Buckeye and that the team will beat Michigan again this November.

After a crowd of some 200 people had sung a song disparaging the archrival Wolverines early Saturday evening, Tressel said, “Don’t forget: Nov. 27th we’re going to kick their ass!”

Said song was We Don’t Give A Damn For The Whole State Of Michigan. How do we know? iPhones were rolling.

There was also a “Let’s Go Jim” chant and Carmen Ohio which we encourage all Michigan fans to watch here.

Meanwhile, Terrelle Pryor hasn’t posted a single tweet since May 21. The old coach looks beaten down, ready to cut grass, sip lemonades with his wife and ride off into the sunset. Maybe Erin Andrews was right on Twitter a couple weeks ago. It’s kinda sad this is what has happened to college football.

“We’re going to be Buckeyes for life,” Tressel said, his arm around his wife. “What’s that old saying? Buckeye born and bred, a Buckeye ’til I’m dead.”

The crowd cheered when he finished.

Filed under: Football, NCAA

Video: Torii Hunter Jumps Wall & Destroys Yankees Fan

Posted: 05 Jun 2011 05:37 AM PDT

We all know Torii Hunter is a great outfielder. Dude won 9 consecutive Gold Gloves until being robbed last year, the first year he had not won the award since 2000. That should tell you that the dude will do whatever it takes to catch a baseball. If that includes skying into the stands and plowing a Yankees fan, then Hunter is game. So, guess what happened yesterday when Robinson Cano drilled a shot into right field?

Posted: Last night

Premise of Video: Keep your eyes on Hunter and the two guys, far left, in the stands when Hunter goes over the wall.

Climax of Video: PLOWED! And Yankees douchebag starts screaming at Hunter for Lamarr Woodley-ing his bro in this video. Our YouTube version is the replay.

Conclusion: Typical Yankees fan being an asshole instead of being pumped up for being six degrees away from touching Derek Jeter’s penis. If we tried hard enough we’d connect Torii Hunter and Jeter’s penis through famous celebrity poon. Might be a post for Tuesday. Right now we’re traveling.

Filed under: Baseball, MLB, Video