Wednesday, June 8, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Remember How Terrelle Pryor Defined Biotches On Facebook? [Photo]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Remember How Terrelle Pryor Defined Biotches On Facebook? [Photo]” plus 9 more

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Remember How Terrelle Pryor Defined Biotches On Facebook? [Photo]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 09:59 AM PDT

Ahh, the day has finally arrived when all the work we put into proving that Terrelle Pryor was Hollywood As Hell have finally come to fruition. We’re Ohio born, bred and tax paying and knew pretty much right away that this guy was HUGE trouble for Ohio State. How? Our inbox from 2008-10 speaks for itself. And so does the report we filed last year when Terrelle Pryor still used Facebook and filed this definition of what makes a woman a biotch.

Just some background. Back in the day we were cruising for Ohio State Facebook accounts and somehow ran into this guy Montel Walker, one of Pryor’s boys from back home in Pa. The TP crew consisted of Walker, fellow OSU teammate Jordan Hall and Walker’s brother.

One thing led to another and we were ‘friends’ with Montel Walker. Of course we instantly gained interest in his Facebook updates because Busted Coverage was just waiting for TP nuggets.

Our investigators eventually found this unforgettable nugget that pretty much speaks volumes about the ESPN report out last night saying Pryor made between $20k-$40k off memorabilia.

The story sourced a former friend of Pryor who said Terrelle made between $20,000 and $40,000 from autographed memorabilia. The items were allegedly provided for Pryor to sign by Columbus photographer Dennis Talbott.

Talbott and Pryor’s attorney both deny the claim.

Which leads us to this definition of women who are biotches.

Good guy, eh? We tried to warn you guys with blinders.


Filed under: Football, NCAA

Would You Idiots Just Chill Out About LeBron James Not Scoring 50 Last Night

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 08:47 AM PDT

We’ve told you guys time and time and time again to stop it with your fascination with the NBA and black guys who hold press conferences to say where they’ll be taking their talents. We are beyond excited that LeBron went scoreless in the 4th quarter. We’re high-fiving ourselves that the guy barely showed a pulse from the field because it’s going to be funny when he drops 35 on the Mavs in Game 5 and slices the throat of those of you who ride a guy for a night off. He had an off night. Just watch his pre-game speech to see it was just a bad night.

Yes, bad speech. Yes, fake speech.

The guy is running on fumes and being asked to play an entire game without a break. His legs are spaghetti. The little guys are running around him.

What about the flop you guys are going nuts over?

So the guy tries to get to the line and Twitter goes nuts with a bunch of white guys screaming “FLOP.”

And these are the same fake soccer fans who watch Euro futbol because it’s the hip thing to do for guys who live in D.C., NYC and Boston. Chill the f@#$ out. No flopping in that sport, eh? Jordan never flopped did he? Kobe never acted a little bit?

Thursday will be the very first NBA game this year when we’ll watch all four quarters and smile broadly when LeBron drops those 35. Make sure you’re here Friday morning. We’ll chat.

[Video: Lebron James' Game 4 PreGame Pep Talk .. Are You Motivated??]

 


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

WAG Rachel McCoy Appreciation Day [20 Photos]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 07:59 AM PDT

Rachel Glandorf first made her Busted Coverage debut back in 2008 as the then-girlfriend of Texas QB Colt McCoy. The two got married last year and she went pretty much silent until yesterday on Colin Cowherd’s show where she unloaded on college football boosters and said “You cannot expect 19-20 year old kids to say no to free stuff when they're in college.” It was exactly what was needed for Rachel’s career to take off again. She’s still under 3,000 followers on Twitter, which should change – soon. Here is our tribute to this fine woman who has officially made her WAG debut.


Filed under: Football

Dummy Hanging From Building Stumps Lowell, Mass. Cops [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 06:07 AM PDT

True, on the surface this isn’t a sports story, but when’s the last time you saw two cops being stumped by a six-foot dummy hanging out the third story window of an apartment building in Lowell, Massachusetts? It’s summer, the temps are in the 90s and the Bruins are still playing hockey on June 8. In other words, these nutcases are drinking heavily and coming up with crazy ways to act out.

Uploaded: June 7, 2011

Premise of Video: (from the vlogger) Our long time neighbor, and short term roommate hanged himself from our third floor balcony. The Lowell Police took him downtown for questioning.

Climax of Video: One cop to the other cop…”Can I have him?”

Conclusion: Exhausted, Chuck and Rich took the dummy to the Golden Banana for a couple lap dances and the lunch buffett.


Filed under: Cuff 'Em, Features

WSOP Chicks Sweating The Rail & 28 For Emily Scott’s 28th [Daily Dump]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 04:53 AM PDT

Name Those Astros Implants Before Noon EST & Win A Prize [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 04:21 AM PDT

Nerdy metrosexual Matt Sebek from JoeSportsFan.com was doing his screencapping thing last night when he hit pause for this scene from the Astros-Cardinals game. Obviously the guy’s shades and wristwatch caught Matt’s attention. You can probably guess what stopped us in our tracks. Morning Twitpic is back and we’re bringing the heavy hitters out to regain your love and appreciation for Busted Coverage.

Someone out there has to know this chick. We want the ModelMayhem.com page. And a Facebook/ Twitter handle. She can’t possibly walk around Houston with those chest monsters and not be a known entity.

Mail us the details before this douchebag chloroforms her. Is that a creepy move going with the hand around the neck in an intimidating way?

Your move, America. Do us proud.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

*Free Busted Coverage logo t-shirt to first tipster with legit intel.


Filed under: Baseball

Terrelle Pryor Free Car Days Are Over & Colt McCoy’s Wife Speaks [Burnt Toast]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 03:33 AM PDT

BURNT TOAST

The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (In the last 24 Hours)

HEAT HEIMLICH

@TravisRodgers: LeBron’s pre-game talks are just silly. Like a bad actor reading a worse script.

It’s awfully polite that Dwyane Wade evens lets him join the huddle at this point. It’s like Dwyane is the Godfather of the Heat, and he lets Lebron run the casino and bang cocktail waitresses. (2 at a time)

@IanBelmares:  Jordan’s Finals games: 36,33,29,28,30,39,39,26,32,46,33,31,42,44,55,41,33,28,29,36,23,26,22,31,38,26,22,38,38,33,37,24,34,28,45

Your Move Pippen……

@ESPN_Macmahon: So, other than a temp of 102, a torn tendon in his middle finger and a franchise on his back, Dirk feels just fine.

Dirk Flu-itski. Yes, I nearly threw up when writing that due to severe corniness. It’s not exactly the Jordan Flu game, but Dirk has one of those memorable nights that if the Mavericks somehow shock the world, this game will grow into legendary status.

@Bruce_Arthur: “We Are All Witnesses” apparently includes LeBron.

Point deducted. Keep the punches up.

@SI_DamonHack: “Put the coffee down, LeBron.” Signed, Alec Baldwin

YOU SEE THIS WATCH????

@Marcel_Mutoni: The LeBron slander is great, because it won’t be as much to make fun of him when he’s crowned an NBA champ in a few days.

That pretty much sums it up. Lebron once again was not much of a factor at all, but he will get his ring. Game 5 & 6 go to the Heat.

Terrelle Pryor Steps Down as Dealership Spokesperson

@PDBuckeyes: BREAKING NEWS: Terrelle Pryor has decided to end his football career at Ohio State, per his lawyer

Note to any NCAA coach. If any of your players has a lawyer, it’s best just to be proactive and report yourself to the NCAA for violations even if none have occurred. Helps speed up the appeals process.

@BryanDFisher: In November, Terrelle Pryor said, “I’m a Buckeye until I break all the records.” Appears he will not be a Buckeye nor have any records.

Depends on when the NCAA start tracking illegally gifted vehicles. If after Barry Switzer’s Oklahoma teams, Pryor probably has the record by 3.

@MKimESPNAmerica: OTL: Terrelle Pryor made $20,000-$40,000 autographing memorabilia, according to a former friend who witnessed it.

I once signed an autograph, it was at the bottom of the impending @KateUpton restraining order

Burnt Toast Take:

Want a quick and easy fix to college football cheating?  Declare 1 day Amnesty period. Tell every team to spill their guts with no punishment. If they are caught after, they automatically get the SMU Dealth Penalty. No questions asked.

Twitter Potpourri

@FloydMayweather: My fans have been waiting long enough. Floyd Mayweather vs Victor Ortiz. Sept-17 2011 for the WBC World Championship.

Andrew Siciliano pointed out a while back, Floyd Mayweather has done more to damage his respective sport that any other athlete. Mayweather/Pacquaio is what everyone wants to see. If Karma is real, Mayweather loses to Ortiz, therefore costing himself tens of millions of dollars that he’d get for the Pacman Fight

@Dan_Rubenstein: Congrats to NBC for winning the Olympics bid. They’re taping an announcement today, then airing it in a few weeks.

The internet was bad enough, but Twitter will kill the Olympics on NBC. Taped delayed sports is like watching porn on a dial-up connection. Just isn’t the same

@Deadspin: Colt McCoy's Wife Says Texas Boosters Are Too Generous With Their “Fishing Trips And Hunts, Here Or There” 

Here’s how I envision Colt McCoy ripping Mrs McCoy at dinner last night:

Colt: “Gosh Darn it sweetheart, what did you say today that got everyone so dang worked up?”

Mrs McCoy: “Nothing sugar muffin. I just told them the truth”

Colt: “But Little Rose Petal, you have to be careful, we don’t want to hurt the University”

Mrs. McCoy: “I’m sorry pancake fluffy bunny, It won’t happen again”

Colt: “Aww…I’m so sorry I said Gosh Darn it. It won’t happen again. I promise Candy Cane Unicorn Schmoopie”

AAETIMOMNHVHWFOTD:

Amazing Adult Entertainer That I Might Or Might Not Have Visited Her Website Follow Of The Day

@NaughtyAllie (NSFW)

Follow My Ass: @PeterBurnsRadio


Filed under: Features

Anthony Weiner’s Internet Beef Meagan Is Ben Broussard’s Sister [Photos]

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 02:37 PM PDT

Meagan Broussard, the 26-year-old Texan who was the recipient of Rep. Anthony Weiner’s (D – NY) sexts, has a baseball connection.

Her brother, Ben Broussard, played seven seasons in the bigs with the Cleveland Indians, Seattle Mariners and Texas Rangers. If you’ve never heard of him, you’re probably not alone.

Broussard, a former second-round draft pick of the Cincinnati Reds, batted a middle-of-the-road .263 during his career. His last season in the majors was 2008, when he played in only 26 games. His Twitter account has been silent since June 2.

In fact, Meagan is probably more famous than her brother at the moment after an ABC News exclusive broke up the Weiner case.

Broussard, who describes herself as disinterested in politics and previously unaware of Weiner, said that she has never met the congressman in person and doesn’t “think he’s a bad guy.” And, she said, she participated in risque online chats — as she has done with other men online — with the man she presumed to be Weiner.

During one flirtatious Facebook chat last month, Broussard said, she issued the man on the other end a challenge.

“I asked him to take a picture and write ‘me’ on it so I would know,” Broussard said in an interview.

The reply, she says, came moments later. Email records provided to ABC News by Broussard show that at 3:08 p.m. on May 5th she received a message from anthonyweiner@aol.com, which is listed as an email address for Weiner on one campaign document found online.

After Weiner, who’s married, admitted to texting sexual messages and photos to several women yesterday, Meagan was quick to pounce on her 15 minutes.

She’s appeared on both Fox News and ABC News, where she admitted to receiving pics of Weiner’s, uh… weiner.

Sorry. Couldn’t resist.

Hell, I’d let her see mine.

[Weinergirl Meagan Broussard Is Sister Of Former MLB Player Ben Broussard]


Filed under: MLB

Katy Perry’s Cleavage & Joe Paterno Uses Skype [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Lions’ Rookie Mikel Leshoure Tattoos Detroit Lions Logo On Arm [Photo]

Posted: 07 Jun 2011 01:51 PM PDT

NFL players do stupid things on a fairly regular basis.

Detroit Lions rookie running back Mikel Leshoure is getting a head start on his career in the “dumb” department.

Leshoure, who played his college ball at Illinois, recently decided it was a good idea to decorate his left arm with a Detroit Lions logo.

Brilliant!

Let’s hope he never gets traded, involved in a bitter contract dispute, signs elsewhere in free agency or gets cut by the Lions. Leshoure might question his choice of tattoos while he’s enjoying the smell of burning flesh when he’s getting it removed.

To his credit, the second-round pick actually put the date he was drafted below the Lions logo, so at least it will remain somewhat relevant… I guess.

Dude also decided to drop some serious money on this BMW just days after the NFL Draft (and during a lockout) so his decision making probably isn’t the best, making him a perfect choice for the Lions.

Estimated date of being completely broke: September, 2014.

[@KellKutta]


Filed under: Football, NFL

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