Friday, June 10, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Blonde Sox Fan Camera Fail [Video]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Blonde Sox Fan Camera Fail [Video]” plus 9 more

Link to Busted Coverage

Blonde Sox Fan Camera Fail [Video]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 08:55 AM PDT

First of all, let’s thank our friend World of Isaac from Guyism for alerting us to this video from Wednesday’s White Sox-Mariners game. Yet another pervy cameraman randomly plucked this shot out of a ballpark. Not that we are complaining. Now, let’s get down to business here. Watch as the blonde on the left tries to get herself a Facebook photo. Like, that’s not how it’s supposed to work, dummy. Free American Apparel Busted Coverage logo t-shirt to first person to name either of these chicks. Email us.

mail@bustedcoverage.com

Posted: Today

Premise of Video: We’ll guess the chick on the right is Heather and on the left we have Kelly. Just a hunch. It’s girl’s night out at the park. The tight tanks were busted out of the dresser drawer. Pink girly caps – check. But, as anyone with a 21st Century pulse knows, you must have a photographic momento to share with all 339 friends on Facebook. Time to snap a shot! Ha! LOL! SMH!

Climax of Video: Besides the video opening up with those two on our screens? Of course it’s when she realized the camera was shooting in the wrong direction.

Conclusion: Not Northwestern graduates. More like Northern Illinois or Purdue.


Filed under: Video

WAG Abbey Clancy Is Sheddin’ In Sardinia [14 Photos]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 08:25 AM PDT

It’s at day 2 of the Peter Crouch-Abbey Clancy vacation to Sardinia (an Italian island you’ll never visit) and the kids seem to be putting in extra time at the pool. Can’t blame them. Imagine living through a U.K. winter/spring. You’d be sucking up the rays, too. Yesterday we featured Abbey rocking the white bikini. Today she spices it up a bit, as all lingerie modeling WAGs do. As a bonus, you don’t have to finger through this gallery and see Peter’s pale chest. It’s just a tribute to Abbey and that post-baby body. Enjoy!


Filed under: Girls, International, Soccer

Wayne Rooney Hair Transplant; Grass Starting To Root [Photos]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 07:07 AM PDT

Wayne Rooney is still keeping his fans up-to-date on the new mane that’s rooting on his formerly bald dome. You might remember earlier this week we showed you how the Manchester U. legend’s head was all scabby and bloody after hair transplant surgery. Well, it’s amazing how well skin and hair can progress in 3-4 days. Roons now tweets “The new hair is coming on people. Swelling gone down #hairwego.” Not that we ever disliked Rooney, but you have to root for the guy’s head.

The guy has turned the entire week on Twitter into a bald head joke. He’s currently holed up in an exotic locale wearing a Yankees cap and razzing his friends about the new hair.

@fizzer18 haha Philip. U got ur blonde streaks in for ur hols. Might go for that look myself soon.

That would be a reference to Phil Neville, captain of Everton in the Premier League. Believe it or not this hair stuff is huge business in the U.K. Fellow players are talking about it. The tabloids are going crazy over every Rooney tweet. Even the Daily Mail has turned this into a comic.

Did we mention that hair loss treatment is all the rage in U.K. futbol circles. Now comes the news that sex fiend Ryan Giggs spent 30k pounds on baldness treatments.

According to our calculators that’s just under $50,000. Not us. We’ll gladly lose the grass and buy an Audi s5 to help ease our emotions.


Filed under: International, Soccer

NBA Finals Game 5 Pump & Hump Ref Guy Now Has Music Video [Video]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 06:09 AM PDT

We promised to watch all four quarters of last night’s Game 5. Yeah, didn’t happen. Totally passed out on the couch near the end of the 3rd after two beers. It’s been a busy week and there was a strict promise to the body that the alcohol drip will resume in earnest over the weekend. Last thing we remembered was ABC going to commercial and that was it. Woke up at 2:30 a.m. with some stupid infomercial blaring. Went straight to bed and didn’t even see that the Mavs won until 7 this morning. Took a look at the inbox and what do you know, someone sent us an email of this ref going pump & hump on a blocking foul.

Posted: Just after the vlogger figured out the perfect music to use

Premise of Video: Have absolutely no idea what part of the game this comes from, but it looks like LeBron was flopping. Could be the 1st or 4th, but we do know it’s from last night.

Climax of Video: :40 when the beat really starts to pick up steam. Get some! Get it!

Conclusion: You know he practices that in the mirror before the game. Has to.


Filed under: Video

Bigger Surprise: This Guy Is College Math Prof. Or That He Was Up-Skirting [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 05:35 AM PDT

Yeah, another slow sports arrest day so we move into the world of college mathematicians who look like they should be bouncing at some biker bar in Rockford, Illinois. Meet Jon Hatch. Dude is probably off the charts smart and is highly likely to not be getting the ladies into the sack. So…time to resort to up-skirting the ladies. Big Jon will be in court today over a little issue he had with photos on a USB drive.

From News 2 in Triad, N.C.:

According to the Guilford County jail roster, Jonathan Hatch, 43, was arrested Thursday afternoon. He is charged with secret peeping and eight counts of third-degree sexual exploitation of a minor.

Arrest warrants obtained by the News & Record detail Hatch using a camera pen with a USB port to take pictures up a woman’s skirt, ultimately burning the images to CDs. The newspaper claims the documents also detail hundreds of images and videos found on Hatch’s computer by investigators.

A cached version of Guilford College’s website lists Hatch as an Associate Professor of Mathematics. The school has now removed his name from the faculty page.

Now that the details are out of the way, what’s up with “Unicorn Head” under his chin? That’s not us. Could be the Guilford County jail workers having some fun. No idea, but it’s hilarious.

[Report: Professor Used Secret Camera To Peep Up Woman's Skirt]


Filed under: Cuff 'Em, Features

Kate Upton Birthday, Oney Guillen Rips Sox & Google Penis Prank [Daily Dump]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 04:53 AM PDT

Rashard Lewis Has Drunk Message For Your LeBron GF Rumors [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 10 Jun 2011 04:05 AM PDT

Who new we’d be talking about 31-year-old has-been Rashard Lewis at this point of June? But we are, and dude was trending for most of yesterday afternoon thanks to rumormongering gossip sites saying LeBron’s poor Game 4 was due to Lewis hooking up with Bron’s baby mama. How horrible to start such a rumor. Anyway, we found that Lewis was actually partying on South Beach this past weekend and was drunk. Your move, Stephen A. Smith.


Filed under: Basketball, NBA

Titans’ Britt Arrested Again & Paris Hilton Shows Big Cleavage [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

Miami Heat Fans Really Are NBA’s Biggest Douchebags [18 Photos]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:22 PM PDT

All signs point to yes.

NBA analyst Charles Barkley has repeatedly said the Miami Heat players are a bunch of whiners, but he went a step further on Wednesday, calling the team’s fans the worst in the NBA.

“Yeah, they have the worst fans. No question. It’s not even loud in there. You’re at the game and you are like, ‘Man this place isn’t even loud.’ At least when you go to Chicago, it’s loud in there, it’s crazy down in Dallas but it’s not even loud in Miami.”

In addition to not being vocal, Heat fans are also crazy superstitious.

TMZ reports Heat fans are buying voodoo dolls by the hundreds, among other things.

They’re selling out like hot cakes … but the owner of El Viejo Lazaro Botanica — which hocks all sorts of bizarre religious supplies, including voodoo stuff — tells TMZ, he has no idea which Mavs are being targeted by the hexes.

If they’re not buying voodoo dolls, we’re told Miami fans are turning to herbal remedies – buying what are called “Paraiso” herbs to use in a bath. According to the owner, you put the herbs in a bath, get in, then visualize what you want to happen — in this case, a Miami Heat victory.

Perhaps the clearest sign of said douchebaggery is they way they dress, though.

Just look at these clowns in the gallery.

[Charles Barkley 'can't root for' the Miami Heat]



Filed under: NBA

WAG Abigail Clancy Bikini Time In Sardinia! [11 Photos]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 02:16 PM PDT

This one actually goes out to all the ladies who read Busted Coverage. Let U.K. futbol WAG Abbey Clancy serve as a hero to all of you who are pregnant, plan to become pregnant or just haven’t lost a single damn pound since putting on the extra 35. You’re going to see a baby stroller after the jump. Ms. Clancy just pumped out a little girl March 14. Please notice how a 25-year-old lingerie model body should look just 3 months after giving birth and learn. When you are Peter Crouch’s WAG nothing but excellence will be excepted.

The couple are in Sardinia for some R&R before their upcoming marriage, reports The Daily Mail.

It was difficult to believe the Liverpudlian model, 25, had even had a child as she looked tanned and toned in a £178 Vix Monaco two-piece, which she teamed with a chiffon sun jacket.

And her future husband, Tottenham Hotspurs player Crouch complemented her with white swimming shorts.

After arriving at the Italian island last night, the couple were keen to soak up the sun today.

Wrong. It’s not difficult to believe. She knew that summer was coming up quickly and the body better be perfect for the dudes hiding out in the bushes on Italian islands. Sidenote: someone get Pete a hamburger. Dude, it’s ok, she’s not going anywhere. Put on a couple of pounds. You’re scaring us.



Filed under: International, Soccer

0 comments:

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)

Blog Archive