Thursday, June 9, 2011

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Tim Tebow Golf Update: Call Him “Two-Gloves Timmy” [Photos]” plus 9 more

Busted Coverage: Booze, Ladies And Football: “Tim Tebow Golf Update: Call Him “Two-Gloves Timmy” [Photos]” plus 9 more

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Tim Tebow Golf Update: Call Him “Two-Gloves Timmy” [Photos]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 07:35 AM PDT

Want more Tim Tebow golf photos? We do too because you guys are going nuts over Adonis and his physique, but it’s time to move on to other Tebow golf news. After looking through 30 or 40 photos from the St. Jude Classic Pro-Am and noticed a very strange nugget. Look at those hands. Two gloves! Two friggin’ gloves! Google “two gloves PGA.” Folks, you are looking at the birth of a trend. Next time you hit the course and see a guy wearing two gloves while putting, think “Two-Gloves Timmy.”

Now, before you freak and start screaming how he was only wearing one glove on the driving range, relax. Being the legendary bloggers we are, the photo editors went deep into the Tebow treasure chest and pulled out multiple shots of “Two-Gloves.”

Legendary PGAer Tommy “Two Gloves” Gainey is noted as one of the only weirdos in golf history to use the method to avoid calluses.

Back in May, GatorSports.com reported Tebow used the gloves to avoid blisters on his throwing hand.

See, this guy is always thinking ahead. SMART! Risking control of the club for the betterment of the Denver Broncos. The guy might not have the biggest arm or the five-tools of a Cam Newton, but dude cannot be outsmarted.

Matt Leinart, another lefty, is scheduled to participate in a charity event in Puerto Rico this weekend. If you happen to be in the area, look for the two-glove method. $100 and a full beer bong bet he isn’t.


Filed under: Football, NFL

Brenda Becketts Wins Best Hair Mugshot You’ll See All Day Award [Cuff 'Em]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 06:28 AM PDT

It’s a slow day in the arrest department. True, there’s news two weeks old about Mark Grace getting popped for DUI. Other than that it’s a pretty blank slate. So let’s mix it up a bit and have a look at DUI offender Brenda Becketts out of Maricopa, Arizona where she’s currently in 3rd place for Mugshot of the Day on Sheriff Joe’s leaderboard. Vitals: 5-4, 115 and 50 years young. Here’s to you, Brenda, for earning our Best Hair Mugshot You’ll See All Day Award. It’s a huge honor. Trust us.


Filed under: Cuff 'Em

Jerry Buss Photobombed, Canucks Bodypaint & Monica Apor! [Daily Dump]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 05:10 AM PDT

Laron Landry Has Been Working Out Photos [Morning Twitpic]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 04:44 AM PDT

Little sumthin’ sumthin’ this morning for all the new female readers who have descended upon Busted Coverage to see Tim Tebow’s forearms. It’s not a secret that Washington Redskins DB Laron Landry loves his body, especially the gun boats. L2 (yeah, we’re really too white to be using such terms) went Yfrogging yesterday and tweeted a few shots of how the body is holding up during the lockout.

[@MrLandry30]


Filed under: Football, NFL

Bill Simmons Debuts Grantland; Gilbert Arenas Live Tweets Blind Date? [Burnt Toast]

Posted: 09 Jun 2011 04:06 AM PDT

Burnt Toast

The Greatest Tweets in the History of the Internet* (*Over the last 24 hours)

A Blog Named After A Dead Writer Opened

@ESPN: The @SportsGuy33's new website is officially open for business: http://www.grantland.com/

The mad refresh rush made Black Friday look calm. I camped out online for hours, just so I could say I went the first day. I laughed, I cried, I did not masturbate.

@EDSBS: I only have one piece of advice to @sportsguy33 on launching a successful internet website: you need some more cat pictures, man.

Cat pictures, midgets, videos of fat people falling, hot chicks pulling pranks, and slideshows. If Grantland.com has slideshow of a blond hottie jumping out of a closet with a cute kitten scaring a fat person into falling into midget tomorrow, it will end the interwebs.

@DarrenRovell: Grantland.com (The 1st 5 hours review) 160 votes: 43.8% As Good As I Expected, 29.4% Worse Than I Expected, 26.8% Better Than I Expected

Bill Simmons is basically the Mark Cuban of sports writing. Hated by so many that are secretly envious of his life. There was a stretch in my life (Before entering the Sports Media world), that the biggest highlight of my week was The SportsGuy’s Friday article. Yes, I admit sad, but very few writers killed it time and time again. The virtual doors opened today, and it felt like the first time I visited an IKEA. It was exciting, I had no idea what to expect, and half of the stuff I didn’t understand what it was used for. I liked the footnotes to stories, outside of that, nothing stood out on the first day.

Twitter Potpourri

@RobGronkowski: Yo @BretLockett26 I hope the rumors are true! I call next! Lmao

Bret Lockett, a former Patriots player,  claims to have sexted with Kim Kardashian while she was engaged to Kris Humphries. I just can bring myself to think she would do something like this. KIM KARDASHIAN IS A SAINT, A SAINT!!!!. Next you are going to tell me that JJ Barea is still sexting with an ex girlfriend while he’s still dating the former Miss Universe……(drops mic)

@MicheleSteele: Dirk Nowitzki tells me why he’s not a “brand”: “the thing is this, I always wanted to be a basketball player, nothing more. Nothing less.”

You know Dirk, this kind of shit is making it really difficult for me to hope you have a series ending injury. Can’t you be involved in some kind of crazy ass scandal again? This whole playing basketball like Larry Bird and likable crap is not going cut it for me.

@ESPNSTATInfo: Roberto Luongo has now been pulled after allowing 12 goals in last 2 games…3rd time he has been pulled this postseason. 

Roberto Luongo is becoming the Rick Ankiel of NHL Goaltending. Stat of the night is still from @NotTheFakeSVP: “In the Last 3 days, Bruins 12, Lebron 9. (OUCH CHARLIE!)

@Mengus22: Kentucky’s future quarterback is nicknamed “Bookie”. This is presented without comment.

Guess his parents lost a bet?

Gilbert Arenas May or May Not Have Live Tweeted A Blind Date:

On of the charter members of the Burnt Toast Gold Club of Tweeters, Gilbert Arenas claims to have live tweeted a date last night, and as predicted, it went a little like this:

@AgentZeroShow: Got hooked up on a blind date..and I guess she was blind when she picked out this outfit ..OMG I thought she was the queen of ZAMUNDA
@AgentZeroShow: And they want me to go in public with her..I thought she had a bunch of stretch marks but it was just her shirt..lookn like SIMBA
 @AgentZeroShow: This dragon can eat….I’m glad were at a all u can eat… She went to the rest rm..I think I’m busted you guys. Her friend texted her.

@AgentZeroShow: I don’t think imma get the goods tonight…I messed my chances up..she looked mad..over there lookin like a thunder cat…

@AgentZeroShow: If I would hav known i would mess this up I would have taken her to get a “rudy tutti fresh and fruiti meal”from ihop..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

@AgentZeroShow: She just said this was the worst date every.but I was thinkin the same thing.who wears a shirt they got from 5th ave in new york. on a date

@AgentZeroShow: She called me a jack ass.. I said “she looks so cute with her little ugly self” who’s NEXT

@AgentZeroShow: Its okay fellas she still wants action…ladies like rude boys..or the blk card I hav in my pocket..either way bam bam we got ACTION

@AgentZeroShow: Sorry fellas she don’t give it up on the first date….all that means is tomorrow..but by then I hope to be on another date…


Filed under: Features

Boston Beggar’s Help Me Get Drunk, Canucks Suck Sign [Photo]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 04:12 PM PDT

@MatthewCool writes to us about this photo posted to Twitpic tonight, “thanks for tweeting the pic…someone needs to get that man a beer he’s on canal st.” Do your thing, Boston-based Busted Coverage readers. Take him to the bar with you and the bros. Get photos. Send them in. We’re about to jump in the pool and pop open some beers ourselves. It’s damn hot out, like 98 here at the BC HQ. Stay cool and don’t forget to drop off a cold one for our Boston buddy. mail@bustedcoverage.com


Filed under: Hockey

All-Time Worst NFL Cheerleader Calendar Shoot Locale – Ohio River! [Photos]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 02:44 PM PDT

So, yeah, we’ve been hammering this Colts cheerleader beat to death over the last two days. Yesterday it was a profile of the crazy, alcohol drinking rookie Kaley who’ll be making her NFL debut if the lockout ever ends. Today we happened upon outtakes from last year’s Colts’ bikini calendar shoot and have determined that photographing chicks along the Ohio River has earned the team honors in the “All-Time Worst NFL Cheerleader Calendar Shoot Locale,” contest. Yes, that bikini chick is holding a piece of driftwood.

It’s true that many NFL teams, forecasting a 2011 lockout, started to cut back on expenses in 2010. It’s also true that many NFL teams started thinking about local spots to shoot a bikini calendar after the economy tanked. BC once wrote about how the 76ers dancers were shut out of a trip to a sunny location only to shoot photos around Philly.

But the decision in 2010 from Colts brass to shoot a calendar – with ladies actually touching the feces-infested Ohio River – in a cesspool defies logic. We know the Ohio River. It’s an armpit of giant trees washed up on needle covered rocks.

A newly released Indianapolis Colts Cheerleaders calendar showcases the beauty of the 30-plus women who don the squad's uniforms. It's also packed with the natural beauty of Perry County.

Available for purchase at the Perry County Convention and Visitors Bureau Office in Tell City and covering the remainder of 2010 and all of 2011, the calendar's photos were shot in late June and early July during a low-key visit by the cheerleaders to the county.

An entourage of about 60 people, including cheerleaders, photography crew, hair and makeup artists and cheerleading staff, stayed at the Ohio River Cabins in Derby. Most of the photos, however, were shot at David and Mary Alexander’s Forgotten Times Cabins.

We won’t argue that the Alexander’s have a beautiful property, but this is the Ohio River. Men don’t want to see ladies propped up against trees that have drifted from Portsmouth, Ohio. We want Cozumel water. Give us some lush garden, not some hammock at a cabin. There should be no excuses in 2011. Lizards. Sandbras from the Dominican Republic. It’s time for bikini bridges without a dead carp floating by.

Someone step up and do the right thing. This should never happen ever again.


Filed under: Football, NFL

George Lopez Photobombed & Sexy Stacy Keibler [Afternoon Dump]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 02:30 PM PDT

U.K. Soccer Mascot Tracy Chandler Axed Over Racy Booty Photos

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 01:03 PM PDT

The Doncaster Rovers have fired mascot Tracy Chandler because she appeared in her skivvies with the costume in a national newspaper. Chandler, who’s donned the club’s Donny Dog costume for the last four years, was notified via email her voluntary services were no longer desired and was accused of disgracing the club. Classy.

Meanwhile, players from the club were allowed to pose nude for a 2011 calendar, a stunt the Rovers organization apparently survived. Oddly, the proceeds from the players’ calendar and from Chandler’s shoot were both tabbed for the NSPCC, a child-protection organization. Apparently, the Rovers took issue that Chandler didn’t inform them she’d be posing.

Still, the 40-year-old mother of three told the Yorkshire Post the double standard makes her livid.

"I have been to hospitals, schools, and visited disabled children as Donny Dog, representing the club. I've cut down on my hairdressing work to fit appointments in as Donny Dog.

"Now they are saying I've disgraced the club. But it wasn't long ago that some of the players did a naked calendar for charity, with footballs strategically placed to protect their modesty.

"If I want to do something for charity, why shouldn't I? It's my body.

"I said I would do it if they gave the money to the NSPCC. But Rovers said they wouldn't accept the donation.

"I can't believe that after all the work I have put in for them as Donny Dog they are treating me like this."

Neither can we, honey. Neither can we.

[Doncaster Rovers sacks sexy mascot for posing in her underwear]




Filed under: Featured Strip, International, Other Sports

OMG! Tim Tebow Hits A Golf Ball & Our Chins Hit The Floor [Photos]

Posted: 08 Jun 2011 12:26 PM PDT

Our friends at Sportress of Blogitude published a Twitpic this afternoon of Tim Tebow swatting golf balls at today’s St. Jude Classic Pro-Am. Not content with just copying SB’s post, we went hunting for other shots of Adonis gun-boating on the golf course. Ladies, please hide the husband and kids. You are going to lose it when you see what we found.

We’re not sure who this Angel Gonzalez character is, but it’s a good bet this is a P.R. flack that’s in charge of following Tebow around the country as he sells out Barnes & Nobles bookstores and literally has women weeping. Angel has been uploading images of the Broncos QB, which brings us to this report.

UPDATE from the St. Jude!

For those of you who might think Tebow has been too busy selling his memoir and hasn’t been working out, maybe this will keep you quiet.

Somewhere Matthew Stafford is busy drinking draft beer.


Filed under: Football, Golf, NFL

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